Blunt Spoonage

I think I still love my job. I mean I come to work and I enjoy working with everybody here. I love it when I have work to do and it gets me through the day. What I don't like is how work has been the past month. I have had NOTHING to do. I have been sitting at the front desk answering phones and praying for a dull spoon to dig out my brain with. I had a dull one but it got sharp from all the digging so I had to discard that one for now until someone kind enough decides to share their dull spoon with me. No sporks please. Thank you.